okay sooo

if you don't know yet, i'm workin at toys r us!!!

haha, well as a gifts wrapper.

and after workin there for three++ weeks i've become a lil retarded cuz they play the same songs over and over and over and over and over and over(infinity) again. and on my first day itself i got a customer pissed at me. well he wasn't really a customer cuz he didn't buy anything, he was just with his wife and baby and wanted to ask something. and he HAD to ask me.

he had this thick idk what accent but when he was speakin to me, i thought he was speaking french or dutch when he was actually speaking english. but seriously, i thought he was trying to communicate with me with some....1000-miles-away language.
cuz all i heard was "whes di egsi", "hah joo ah go ou", to which i stared at him like an animal on display in a zoo, and he rolled his eyes. LUCKILY the wife was like, OUT OUT so i got it in a snap and said OH! THERE! he was askin where's the exit and how do i go out -.-

so from then on whenever a foreigner talks to me i take extra precaution by firstly not looking at their faces. idk why when i look at their faces whatever they say to me never gets processed in my brain. and it works, cuz i 100% understand what they're saying when i'm looking elsewhere like....looking at the presents i'm wrapping when they're talking to me.

OBVIOUSLY my wrapping skills have improved massively. WOOT WOOT.

oh, and by the way, to Mr/Mdm/Ms Anonymous, thanks for tagging in my blog. i don't have nothing to prove to you cuz i don't even know if you come from Mars or Jupiter and your not even important to me.

but just to make you feel even more retarded, Sarah Palin DID say "They're our next door neighbours and you can actually see Russia From land here in Alaska".

LMAO!

NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS. which apparently makes it sound even more stupider than i-could-see-russia-from-my-house.

maybe tomorrow i shall pay a visit to China in my pyjamas. who cares! they're just two meters away from my door! my next door neighbour! then maybe to uhm...india, russia, and of course alaska! yep, we're all in the second floor of block 2*4
:D

anyway he/she actually managed to find a link for me, i feel so important.

MUAH.